20 2 0 1 99 You wave at the building. 20 3 0 1 99 You see a building in the distance. 20 3 0 2 99 Buildings mean people, and people mean trouble. 20 3 0 3 99 Cool. 22 2 0 1 99 You gesture at the wooden fence. 22 3 0 1 99 A wooden fence. 22 3 0 2 99 You remember an expression: "Good fences make good neighbors." 22 3 0 3 99 As a child, you killed all your neighbors, and your fence was bad. 22 3 0 4 99 Hey ... good fences *DO* make good neighbors! 44 2 0 1 99 You wave your arms for no apparent reason. 44 3 0 1 99 A stone wall is in the distance. 44 3 0 2 99 You examine the stone wall. 44 3 0 3 99 You stonewall. 21 2 0 1 99 You wave your arms insanely. 21 3 0 1 99 You see a tree in the distance. 21 3 0 2 99 This is one attractive tree. 21 3 0 3 99 You stare at the tree for no apparent reason. 19 2 0 1 99 You've always wanted to grope the town wall. 19 3 0 1 99 This is the town wall. 19 3 0 2 99 On the other side of this wall lies adventure. 19 3 0 3 99 Wilderness too. 77 2 0 1 99 You grope the barrel. Disgusting. 77 3 0 1 99 This is a barrel. 77 3 0 2 99 You admire the barrel. The shape ... it's so provocative ... 77 3 0 3 99 Maybe you should try to get into town more often. 78 2 0 1 99 Leave the basket alone. 78 3 0 1 99 You see a basket here. 18 2 0 1 99 Careful. You could get splinters or something. 18 3 0 1 99 A wooden beam. 18 3 0 2 99 This wooden beam accentuates the wall. 117 3 0 1 99 A tree bough. 117 3 0 2 99 Seeking cradles in the bough to break, you find none. 28 2 0 1 99 You beat the bushes. 28 3 0 1 99 This is a bush. 28 3 0 2 99 You consider beating the bushes for quail, but think better of it. 118 3 0 1 99 A candle. 33 2 0 1 99 You gesture wildly at the chimney, which pretends not to see. 33 3 0 1 99 This is a chimney protruding from the building. 33 3 0 2 99 Don't stare at the chimney too long. It might think you approve of its filthy habits. 61 2 0 1 99 Don't bother the hook. It's just hanging out. 61 3 0 1 99 This is a hook in the wall. It is probably for a coat. 61 3 0 2 99 This is the hook. Your coat is the hookey. 61 3 0 3 99 Let's see ... what would that make *you*? 62 2 0 1 99 You feel the coatrack. Smooth. 62 3 0 1 99 This looks like a coat rack. 62 3 0 2 99 Wow, check out the rack over there! 59 2 0 1 99 Don't try to select one from Column A. That would have a *REAL* unhappy ending. 59 3 0 1 99 This is a column that holds up the roof. 59 3 0 2 99 Columns are highly recommended. Especially by people standing under the roofs they're holding up. 57 2 0 1 99 You enjoy groping the counter more than the counter enjoys being groped. 57 3 0 1 99 You see a counter here. 57 3 0 2 99 You examine the counter. 57 3 0 3 99 You stare at the counter and try to think of something clever to say. 57 3 0 4 99 You can't think of anything. 119 3 0 1 99 A cracked area of the wall. Perhaps you should check your inventory for some plaster. 15 2 0 1 99 That's it, wave at the nice eaves. 15 3 0 1 99 You see eaves hanging down from the roof. 15 3 0 2 99 You stare at the eaves until you get dizzy, and then you stare at them some more. 15 3 0 3 99 You never were that bright. 76 2 0 1 99 You really shouldn't do that. 76 3 0 1 99 What a lovely fireplace. 76 3 0 2 99 You admire the fireplace. Useful ... effective ... strong ... 76 3 0 3 99 This fireplace is everything you want to be. 115 3 0 1 99 A flower cart. 5 2 0 1 99 Please keep your hands to yourself. 5 3 0 1 99 This is a gable. 5 3 0 2 99 You stare at the gable. 35 2 0 1 99 Leave the poor defenseless gargoyle alone. 35 2 0 2 99 Ok, you go up and kiss the gargoyle. Absolutely nothing happens. 35 3 0 1 99 A gargoyle statue is embedded in the wall. 35 3 0 2 99 Wait a minute ... is this a gargoyle? Or is it ... 35 3 0 3 99 ... the new photo from InterAction's "Inside View" column? 37 2 0 1 99 Leaving so soon? 37 2 0 2 99 No, you cannot close this gate. The town guard do that. 37 3 0 1 99 A town gate stands here. 37 3 0 2 99 You stare at the gate. 37 3 0 3 99 You're afraid to look away, knowing that you can't trust Gates. 31 3 0 1 99 Grass grows here. 31 3 0 2 99 You've heard the grass is always greener on the other side of the town wall. 79 2 0 1 99 You pat your blanket. 79 2 0 2 99 You'd better leave that here. 79 3 0 1 99 This is a blanket. It looks like it would be warm and cozy. 79 3 0 2 99 This is your favorite blanket, Kiki. Kiki keeps you cuddly and comfy cozy on cold Realm nights. 79 3 0 3 99 You *love* your Kiki. 80 2 0 1 99 You give the brick walkway a pat. 80 2 0 2 99 No, you cannot take out any of the bricks. They are an important part of the house. 80 3 0 1 99 A brick walkway. 80 3 0 2 99 This is for walking on, not staring at. 80 3 0 3 99 Why are you staring? Are you afraid the walkway will walk away? 81 2 0 1 99 You beat the bushes. 81 3 0 1 99 This is a bush. 81 3 0 2 99 You've tried everything to get this bush to grow the way you want it. 81 3 0 3 99 We recommend hiring new artists. 82 2 0 1 99 You fondle the candleholder. 82 2 0 2 99 You should leave that here. 82 3 0 1 99 This is a candle holder. 82 3 0 2 99 We borrowed this candleholder from another on-line game. 82 3 0 3 99 Which one? It's a competitor's product. 82 3 0 4 99 So you'll just have to figure it out yourself. 83 3 0 1 99 Candles. With them, you can stay up late at night in this world. 83 3 0 2 99 Of course, "late at night" is a next version thing. 84 2 0 1 99 You gesture at the chimney. 84 3 0 1 99 This is the chimney to the house. 84 3 0 2 99 It smokes. 85 2 0 1 99 You touch the coat hook. 85 2 0 2 99 You can't take that. 85 3 0 1 99 This is a coat hook. 85 3 0 2 99 The coat would therefore be the hookey. 85 3 0 3 99 And what does that make you? 85 3 0 4 99 Maybe you should leave your coat on. 86 2 0 1 99 You touch the coat rack. 86 2 0 2 99 And where do you think you're going with that? 86 3 0 1 99 This is a rack to put coats on. 86 3 0 2 99 That's why they call it a coat rack. 87 2 0 1 99 You touch the dirt. 87 3 0 1 99 This is a dirt pathway. 87 3 0 2 99 You stare at the dirt. 87 3 0 3 99 Why are you staring? You're making the walkway feel self-conscious. 88 2 0 1 99 You'd better keep your hands to yourself. 88 3 0 1 99 This fireplace will keep you warm on those cold nights. 88 3 0 2 99 You stare at the fireplace. 88 3 0 3 99 It makes you think of those happy times as a lad, setting fire to various buildings and dancing as they burned down. 88 3 0 4 99 It's a good thing your dad was the mayor. 89 2 0 1 99 You give the lamp a rub. 89 2 0 2 99 You have to leave the lamp here. 89 3 0 1 99 This is a lamp which will provide light during those dark nights. 89 3 0 2 99 Of course, night won't fall until a later version. 89 3 0 3 99 But it's best to be prepared. 90 2 0 1 99 Nice and firm. 90 2 0 2 99 Squeezably soft! 90 3 0 1 99 This mattress looks comfortable. 90 3 0 2 99 You look at the tag on the mattress and it says "Realm Beautyrest". 90 3 0 3 99 It goes on, "Not to be removed under penalty of death!" 90 3 0 4 99 Geez. The mattress police are pretty tough here. 91 2 0 1 99 You hug the tree. 91 3 0 1 99 This is an oak tree. 91 3 0 2 99 This oak tree was here even before you were. 91 3 0 3 99 Of course, that's not saying much. 92 2 0 1 99 You plump the pillow. 92 2 0 2 99 Don't take the pillow. The blanket would get lonely. 92 3 0 1 99 This pillow looks nice and fluffy. 92 3 0 2 99 You look at the pillow. You feel tired all of a sudden. 92 3 0 3 99 Your eyes glaze over. Wait! Is the pillow enchanted? 92 3 0 4 99 No. You're just overstimulated. 93 2 0 1 99 You touch the pine tree. 93 3 0 1 99 This is a pine tree. 93 3 0 2 99 You admire the hardy pine. 94 2 0 1 99 You must have a thing for pine trees. 94 3 0 1 99 This is a pine tree. 94 3 0 2 99 You've always liked your pine trees. 94 3 0 3 99 Your stares, however, make them very nervous. 109 2 0 1 99 You fondle the stones in the walkway. 109 3 0 1 99 This is a stone walkway. 109 3 0 2 99 You stare at the walkway. 109 3 0 3 99 You hang your head. 96 2 0 1 99 You wave a greeting to the stovepipe. 96 3 0 1 99 This stovepipe goes into the house. 96 3 0 2 99 If it didn't, it would serve no purpose. 96 3 0 3 99 And if it didn't do anything, why would we have bothered to include it? 96 3 0 4 99 That would be stupid. 74 3 0 1 99 A lamp. 74 3 0 2 99 You stare at the lamp. 74 3 0 3 99 Could this lamp be ... magical? If you rub the lamp, might something happen? 74 3 0 4 99 We were going to do that. Unfortunately, that particular magic trick is now trademarked by a certain film studio whose spokesrat would sue an orphanage if it meant an extra ounce of limburger. 1 3 0 1 99 This is a lamp. 1 3 0 2 99 You carefully examine the lamp. 1 3 0 3 99 Why are you staring at the lamp? It isn't doing you any good. 75 3 0 1 99 This is a lantern. 75 3 0 2 99 This is an attractive lantern. 114 3 0 1 99 A musical instrument cart. 110 3 0 1 99 You see an assortment of musical instruments. 110 3 0 2 99 You aren't seriously considering attempting to run off with one of these are you? 110 3 0 3 99 You would like to play these instruments, but .... you cannot. 60 3 0 1 99 This is a pole. 60 3 0 2 99 You stare at the pole. 60 3 0 3 99 The pole makes you feel all polar. 9 2 0 1 99 You wave insanely at the roof. 9 3 0 1 99 This roof is made of slate. 8 2 0 1 99 You gesture crazily. 8 3 0 1 99 This is a straw roof. 7 2 0 1 99 You wave hello to the roof. 7 3 0 1 99 This is a tiled roof. 3 2 0 1 99 You flap your wings and try to fly up to the roof. You fail. 3 3 0 1 99 This is a roof. 3 3 0 2 99 You look at the roof. 3 3 0 3 99 No matter how long you stare, this roof continues to be a roof. 113 3 0 1 99 You see a sack. 113 3 0 2 99 You cannot get the sack, at least not in this game. 116 3 0 1 99 A shelf. 58 2 0 1 99 The shelf looks crooked to you, so you straighten it. 58 3 0 1 99 A shelf rests on the wall. 58 3 0 2 99 You examine the shelf. 58 3 0 3 99 There is nothing remarkable about the shelf. 58 3 0 4 99 Except maybe ... could it be ... 58 3 0 5 99 Oh, no. Just a shelf. 64 2 0 1 99 You gesture threateningly at the armor. It ignores you. 64 3 0 1 99 Weapons and Armor. 69 2 0 1 99 Careful, you'll smudge it. 69 3 0 1 99 Books. 68 2 0 1 99 Be careful, they're breakable. 68 3 0 1 99 Bottles. 70 2 0 1 99 You wave hello to the sign. 70 3 0 1 99 You see some chemicals. 63 2 0 1 99 Nice material. 63 3 0 1 99 Clothes. 65 2 0 1 99 Don't get your cooties on the food. 65 3 0 1 99 Food. 67 2 0 1 99 You mug for the camera. 67 3 0 1 99 Mugs. 66 3 0 1 99 Various potions rest on the shelf. 66 3 0 2 99 Love potion number seven ... love potion number eight ... 23 2 0 1 99 You wave at the academy sign. 23 3 0 1 99 This is the sign for the academy. 24 3 0 1 99 This sign indicates there is an academy within. 39 2 0 1 99 You gesture threateningly at the armor shop. 39 3 0 1 99 This appears to be an armor shop. 40 2 0 1 99 You wave at the armor shop. 40 3 0 1 99 This shop sells armor, weapons, and shields. 42 2 0 1 99 You can't reach that. 42 3 0 1 99 This sign indicates that clothing is sold here. 43 3 0 1 99 This sign indicates that food may be found within. 43 3 0 2 99 You wave at the sign. 54 2 0 1 99 You can't reach the sign. 54 3 0 1 99 A sign made of metal. 41 2 0 1 99 You are unable to rip the sign off the building. 41 3 0 1 99 This looks like a sign for a magic shop. 51 2 0 1 99 What did that sign ever do to you? 51 3 0 1 99 You see a sign with a potion on it. 17 2 0 1 99 You try to pick a fight with the sign. 17 3 0 1 99 A sign for a tavern is here. 16 2 0 1 99 You try to drink the sign. You are unsuccessful. 16 3 0 1 99 The mug indicates that this is a tavern. 25 2 0 1 99 You can't reach that. 25 3 0 1 99 This is a sign for the temple. 26 2 0 1 99 Please stop acting out. You're only embarrassing yourself. 26 3 0 1 99 A mysterious symbol is on the wall. It is related to the temple. 26 3 0 2 99 Perhaps it is a temple of Crom. 53 2 0 1 99 Don't. You'll get splinters. 53 3 0 1 99 A wooden sign. 53 3 0 2 99 At the signpost up ahead.... 112 3 0 1 99 This is a general store. 34 2 0 1 99 You can't reach that. 34 3 0 1 99 A stovepipe comes from the building. 47 2 0 1 99 Smooth. 47 3 0 1 99 You see a rectangular table. 46 2 0 1 99 Nice table. 46 3 0 1 99 This is a round table. 45 2 0 1 99 You fondle the table. 45 3 0 1 99 A square table. 38 2 0 1 99 Nice table. Good table. 38 3 0 1 99 A table. 73 2 0 1 99 You stroke the table. 73 3 0 1 99 This is a table. 72 2 0 1 99 Smooth. 72 3 0 1 99 This is a round table. 71 2 0 1 99 You stroke the table. 71 3 0 1 99 This is a square table. 2 2 0 1 99 This feels different. 2 3 0 1 99 The wall has an interesting texture here. 6 2 0 1 99 You feel that this is a wall. 6 3 0 1 99 This is the wall that surrounds the town. 6 3 0 2 99 Beyond this wall lies adventure. 6 3 0 3 99 And lots and lots of trees. 27 2 0 1 99 You wave a greeting to the trees beyond the walls. 27 3 0 1 99 You see the tops of trees that are beyond the wall. 27 3 0 2 99 You examine the treetops. What kind of adventure awaits you beyond the walls of this town? 27 3 0 3 99 Adventure that is much more rural than the kind in town. 32 2 0 1 99 You embrace the tree. 32 3 0 1 99 This is a tree. 32 3 0 2 99 You examine the tree. 32 3 0 3 99 You know, if you're having trouble identifying what this is, you might want to get out of town for a while. Visit the country. 32 3 0 4 99 It's really not all that bad. 30 2 0 1 99 Careful, you might get a splinter. 30 3 0 1 99 The trunk of a tree. 30 3 0 2 99 "Hey, where's the rest of it?" you think to yourself. 30 3 0 3 99 You really need to get out of town more. 29 2 0 1 99 You try to squeeze wine from the vine. Your efforts prove fruitless. 29 3 0 2 99 You look at the vine. 29 3 0 3 99 You recognize it as some sort of plant life. 36 2 0 1 99 You splash a bit in the fountain. 36 3 0 1 99 A flowing wall fountain. 36 3 0 2 99 You like the way this wall fountain looks. 36 3 0 3 99 You admire the wall fountain. 4 2 0 1 99 You knock on the wall, but get no response. 4 3 0 1 99 This is a wall. 4 3 0 2 99 You stare at the wall for a long time. 4 3 0 3 99 Staring isn't polite, you know. 10 2 0 1 99 Don't do that! You'll break it. 10 3 0 1 99 This is an arched window. 10 3 0 2 99 You admire the arched window. 13 2 0 1 99 Please be careful. You'll damage the window. 13 3 0 1 99 An arched window. 52 2 0 1 99 Why are you doing that? 52 3 0 1 99 A window with diamond-shaped panes. 107 2 0 1 99 Leave that alone. You'll break it. 107 3 0 1 99 An arched window. 107 3 0 2 99 This is an arched window. 50 2 0 1 99 Are you trying to damage the window? 50 3 0 1 99 A window. 50 3 0 2 99 A window with mullions. 56 2 0 1 99 Someone will think you're trying to break in. 56 3 0 1 99 You look at the window. 56 3 0 2 99 This is a rather boring window. 48 2 0 1 99 You're going to hurt yourself if you don't stop that. 48 3 0 1 99 You look at the window. 48 3 0 2 99 A window with shutters. 11 3 0 1 99 You look at the window. 11 3 0 2 99 A window with a stone arch. 49 3 0 1 99 A window. 49 3 0 2 99 A window with nice stonework around it. 14 3 0 1 99 You look at the window. 14 3 0 2 99 This window has a wooden arch. 55 2 0 1 99 Be careful, you'll break the window. 55 3 0 1 99 This is a window. 55 3 0 2 99 A wood frame outlines this window.